Faimily

It reads
the fridge.

Forward the school email. It pulls out the dates, asks you once whether it got them right, and puts the day on the fridge.

Ben's karate and Ana's dance
are both at six.
Dana was down to drive both.

Elmwood P.S. — Fall Newsletter Dance club starts Thursday Sept 10, 6.30pm in the gym. Ana is registered. Please send indoor shoes.

Picture day is Tuesday the 15th, arrive by 8:45am.

As always, Nan is welcome to do the Tuesday pickups.
me and ben
Thursday, 6:04 pm Fraser
THEN  6:30 pm Cubs · 7:30 pm Parent-teacher interviews
e-ink 7.5″ · redraws when the day changes

Forward it. That is the whole setup.

Nothing gets on the wall
until a person says yes.

The queue below is the product. Every guess shows the email it came from, what it concluded, and waits.

01 — IT ARRIVES
TO faimily+fraser99@faimily.ca
Apologies for the short notice — the Thursday 6.30pm dance class is moving to Fridays at the same time, effective Sept 18. Karate on Thursdays is unaffected.
A photo of a permission slip works the same way.
02 — IT SHOWS ITS WORKING
6:30 pm Dance repeats Fridays
replaces Dance at 6:30 pm Thursdays — that one stops
Added. The Thursday class stops on the 17th.
03 — IT LANDS
Friday 18 Septemberthe week after
Nothing yet
dance is still on Thursdays
WAITING  on somebody to read the card next to this one

The bit nobody else catches

Two kids can't clash.
One parent can.

Nothing is wrong with Ben at karate and Ana at dance. Both at six, in different places, is a perfectly ordinary Thursday — until you notice Dana is down to drive to both. No other calendar sees it, because none of them store who drives.

Neither child is double-booked. Nothing looks wrong.
The driver is. And it stays invisible until somebody is standing in the driveway at six.
And when nobody is down to drive at all, it says so before the week starts — never who drove most. A tally is an accusation; a gap is a problem anyone can fix.
Nobody down to drive
Fri 4:00 pm Choir — Ana needs a lift Tue 5:30 pm Swim club — Ana needs a lift

not a scoreboard —
just the gaps.

Hi Ana
How did today go?
Karate
6:00 pm
Good
OK
Too much
Only you see these. Nobody gets told about one tap.

The person being scheduled

Kids get a say.
Quietly.

Every other family app takes input from the adult doing the coordinating. The child is data in somebody else's calendar. How an eight-year-old feels about Thursdays is not in any inbox — no model can infer it, because it does not exist until she says so.

Three buttons, no typing. Nothing a child writes ever reaches a model.
One tap tells nobody. Three the same, and a parent hears “Ana has flagged Thursdays three times.”
Never a score. No streaks, no percentages, no “62% of tasks”. A report card teaches a child to lie to it.

What it learned, and how to correct it

You can read its mind.
And change it.

It writes down how the household actually runs. Plain sentences, in a list, with a button on every one.

0.9 Nan does the Tuesday pickup
logistics · seen 6× · last 1 Sept
0.7 Ana cannot handle two activities back to back
constraint · seen 3× · last 20 Aug
0.6 Thursdays are the tight evening
routine · seen 4× · last 27 Aug

Everyone else's assistant learns silently. Ours hands you the list.

Where it lives

Start with the tablet
in your drawer.

We sell no hardware. Bring a screen you already own; buy a proper panel later, or never.

ScreenCostWhy
A dead tablet$0 Retired, not broken. It is plugged in, so the flat battery does not matter
E-ink, 7.5″~$139 Three months on a charge. No glow. Cannot become a tablet, which is the point
E-ink, 10.3″~$229 The fridge board. The week, not just the day
Your phone$0 Where the confirming and the adding actually happen
Thursday 10 SeptFraser
7:30 am
Swim squad
Ben · Dana drives
bring cap and goggles
8:45 am
Picture day
Ana · Sam drives
bring clean jumper
6:00 pm
Karate
Ben · Dana drives
DANA
6:00 pm
Dance
Ana · Dana drives
DANA
THEN  4:00 pm Choir · 4:00 pm Tutoring · 5:00 pm Swimming · 6:30 pm Cubs · +1 more
800 × 480 · one bit
7.5″ · four rows · ~$139
Thursday 10 SeptemberFraser
7:30 am
Swim squad
Ben · Dana drives
bring cap and goggles
8:45 am
Picture day
Ana · Sam drives
bring clean jumper
4:00 pm
Choir
Ana · nobody down to drive
4:00 pm
Tutoring
Ben · Nan drives
5:00 pm
Swimming
Ana · Nan drives
6:00 pm
Karate
Ben · Dana drives
bring gi and belt
DANA
THEN  6:00 pm Dance · 6:30 pm Cubs · 7:30 pm Parent-teacher interviews
1872 × 1404 · sixteen greys
10.3″ · six rows · ~$229

They are not the same picture at two sizes. The 7.5″ is widescreen and one bit — black or white, nothing between, so a clash is an inverted block rather than red, which reads harder across a kitchen anyway. The 10.3″ is nearly square, has sixteen greys to spend, and fits half a day rather than the next few hours. Same wall, two different drawings.

A wall calendar assumes you can read.

ben knows
the wavy one
means swimming.

Which leaves out the person in the house who most needs to know what today is. Every activity carries a symbol, so a four-year-old can look up at the fridge and know there is swimming.

Drawn flat, not emoji — an e-ink panel has one colour to spend, and a coloured picture turns to mud on it.

swim
karate
dance
choir
football
dentist
school
scouts

Where the data sits

Canadian.
Properly.

Every serious competitor is American, and so is their storage. Your children's weekly routine sits in a US cloud, reachable under the CLOUD Act. That is not a slogan for us — it is an architecture.

Hosted in Canada, backups included — a Canadian primary with a US replica is not residency.
The model call counts too. That is the part everyone gets wrong.
Never sold. Never trained on. Export and delete are buttons, not support tickets.
Or run the whole thing on a box in your own house. The code is open.

We forward a school
newsletter to a server
in Vancouver.

Not to Los Angeles.

What it costs

Three ways in.

The software is free either way. What you are paying for is not having to run mail, a server, and backups for the rest of your life.

Tinkerer
$5 /mo
  • Your own screens and server
  • Full API, self-host, data export
  • Community support
  • Or run it free — the code is open
Most families
$10 /mo
  • Set up for you, calendars connected
  • A forwarding address that works day one
  • Household memory and clash alerts
  • A person answers your email
Two homes
$20 /mo
  • One child, two households
  • Grandparents and carers, scoped access
  • Access that expires on a date
  • A handover log

A grandparent gets Tuesdays until December, and then stops. Not an account with your whole life in it.